This conversation is a sponsored post, all thoughts are my own.
My name is Maria & I am a “closet prepper”!
Since 2009 I have began stockpiling basic essentials with the help of couponing and bargain shopping. Over the years I learned to pay next to nothing (if not, nothing) for basic supplies like cleaning products, dishwasher tablets, toothbrushes and of course toilet paper!
Toilet paper is one of those items you’re NOT going to stop using!! Never, will you wake up one morning & say…..”You know, I think I’m going to stop wiping down there?!?” So basically we’re stuck stuck with toilet paper!
And that is why I never run out at my house!! And you should either.
5 Ways to eliminate the 10p.m grocery run for toilet paper.
1. Stockpile The Squares
Buy 1001 rolls of Cottonelle at the nearest bulk store No coupons allowed so you better use every last roll of toilet paper. Lord help you if you have to move in the midst of roll 212!!
2. Flushable Wipes
Aside from using Cottonelle Flushable wipes for sensitive times, you can also hide a couple cases a of Cottonelle Flushable Wipes for the moment you realize YOU ARE OUT OF TP!! The kids don’t have to know Mom ran out of TP. You were just being extra thoughtful about their bum that day. Good mommy!!
3. Poop Elsewhere
Most people like to go in their own bathroom versus at school or at work. A smart person would go before they left the office for the day and use TP on someone else’s dime.
4. www.TP.com
1 word for you SUBSCRIPTION DELIVERY. You can purchase toilet paper online and have it shipped to your house on a regular monthly cycle. We have wine of the month club why not tpmonthly.com?!? I am SO SMART!!
5. By any means necessary
Use what you have!! Napkins, paper towels, travel packs of tissues etc. It won’t kill you. Just wipe!!
While we are discussing TP and feeling good about our bums, check out Cottonelle’s recent commercial and join the #LetsTalkBums conversation on Facebook.
Great ideas! I would seriously be in for the monthly subscription service for TP!!
I always keep a stockpile!
LOL #3 on the list! I’m also a serial hoarder when it comes to TP too!
TP is the only thing I am terrified to ever run out of. When I get down to one roll, I completely panic!
We use BOTH these products and LOVE them!!! They do help with a great clean routine!
LOL – I love your tips – especially the one that talks about pooping on someone else’s dime. LOL Thanks for sharing.
LOL @ poop on someone else’s dime!
Avoid the office crapper! ROFLMAO!
We’re a wipe family.. but that ecard is PRICELESS!
I am ridiculous when it comes to toilet paper and wipes. I always have a good stockpile so I don’t run out. When I was younger and a single mother I really struggled with money and certainly ran out more than once. It is something I won’t forget and hopefully something I never have to experience again….making the 10 pm toilet paper run is not fun.
#3 was hilarious. It’s frugality to the max!!
Hahaha! I have always kept a stock of TP. I LOL at number 3!
I always buy tp in bulk, LOL!
We always have an excess of TP… but I like the one about using it on someone elses dime.
lol!
Just remember to not flush the napkins and Kleenex. It will mega-plug the toilet!!!!!!
JU SO FONII!!! Hysterical mujer, you made me use a whole roll. ; ) BB2U
Buying a bulk of toilet paper is what we always do because you do not when will you run out of rolls.
Luckily toilet paper has never run out in our house. Yes, believe it or not, but I can’t say it never would. I will definitely keep this in mind!
you’re hilarious.
and all this is true. xoxo