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In 1997 I married my high school sweetheart. Well, I was a high school senior and he had graduated several years earlier. We married after my first year at college when I was a mere 18 years old.
Naturally life was carefree and we had the freedom to be spontaneous. Fast forward 17 years of marriage and we’re tired. Tired of work, tired of bills, tired of fixing up the house and tired of running the roads for our children, but….we’re still in love.
I always say “He is a better person that I am.” If you ask him, he will tell you he is a Saint! Although he is a great guy, sometimes we speak a totally different language. You would think after 17 years of being married, he knows how to “speak Maria”. While sometimes he does, other times he fails miserably!
Here are my favorite misinterpreted conversations:
1. I say: What do you want to do this weekend?
Me: Take me out to dinner, a museum and maybe dancing!
Him: I’m hoping to sit in my recliner and work on projects that I may never finish.
2. I look around the house and say “I feel like all I do is clean the house?”
Me: This means get up and help me wash the dishes.
Him: Are you asking me to help you or do I just agree with you?
3. I say “We Need to Talk.”
Me: We need to discuss money, something that happened to the kids at school or my anything to do with my family.
He: Something bad, very bad just happened.
4. I say: “We are busting out of this house!”
Me: We need a bigger house.
Him: We need to get rid of all of our junk.
5. I say “I’m tired.”
Me: I’m tired, really tired. I want to pass out, I’m THAT tired!
Him: Does that mean we go bed and go straight to sleep? I wonder how long I can let her sleep before I wake her up.
Me Again: No, I’m really tired! Don’t wake me up. Never mind, he woke me up…..
Most men are always in the mood but sometimes women aren’t quite ready for action. If you are one of those women K-Y® Liquibeads might be for you. K-Y® Liquibeads is a personal vaginal moisturizer that is used to comfort you when you are having intimate moments with your loved one.
Stop laughing and start talking. It can also enhance the ease of sexual activity. There is nothing wrong with supplementing the body’s natural lubrication with lubrication. Besides, your loved one works so hard to make you happy. This…will make him happy!
Do you shop at Walmart? I do. In fact, my husband and I had a “date” (aka breakfast at a pancake house then grocery shopping) last Saturday. We stopped at our local Walmart and saw that K-Y® Liquibeads was available near the pharmacy section. No need to be embarrassed or shy, you can find all kinds of goodies in that aisle!
Once you open the box, you will find an applicator needed to insert the Liquibeads. The K-Y® Liquibeads will start to gently dissolve in a matter of a few minutes then you and your loved are ready to act spontaneously. You can also use to insert a bead once every few days so that your body is ready when the mood may strike or he didn’t get the “I’m tired” hint! Download a $1.00 off coupon towards any K-Y® product at Coupons.com.
How to use K-Y® Liquibeads:
Once you have purchased your much-needed item you will find that each packages comes with 6 applicators and 6 ovule inserts. Simply open and remove one ovule and insert it to the top of an applicator. In order to insert the ovule, first position yourself in a relaxed position, then inset the applicator like a tampon. Once the ovule is inserted simply wait a few minutes then you can begin (play Barry White music at your discretion lol) to enjoy intimacy with your loved one.
It’s simple and less work than one would think! No one wants to talk about intimacy with your loved one, but it’s an important part of any marriage. Besides, expressing our love is the one language we can both speak.
Note: If women are pregnant or nursing, they should first consult a doctor before using.
How do you keep intimacy alive in your relationship?