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What I’m saying and What He Hears -5 Misinterpreted Phrases #TheMoodStrikes #Ad

December 9, 2014 by Maria

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In 1997 I married my high school sweetheart. Well, I was a high school senior and he had graduated several years earlier. We married after my first year at college when I was a mere 18 years old.

Naturally life was carefree and we had the freedom to be spontaneous. Fast forward 17 years of marriage and we’re tired. Tired of work, tired of bills, tired of fixing up the house and tired of running the roads for our children, but….we’re still in love.

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I always say “He is a better person that I am.” If you ask him, he will tell you he is a Saint! Although he is a great guy, sometimes we speak a totally different language. You would think after 17 years of being married, he knows how to “speak Maria”. While sometimes he does, other times he fails miserably!

Here are my favorite misinterpreted conversations:

1. I say: What do you want to do this weekend?
Me: Take me out to dinner, a museum and maybe dancing!
Him: I’m hoping to sit in my recliner and work on projects that I may never finish.

2. I look around the house and say “I feel like all I do is clean the house?”

Me: This means get up and help me wash the dishes.
Him: Are you asking me to help you or do I just agree with you?

3. I say “We Need to Talk.”
Me: We need to discuss money, something that happened to the kids at school or my anything to do with my family.
He: Something bad, very bad just happened.

4. I say: “We are busting out of this house!”

Me: We need a bigger house.
Him: We need to get rid of all of our junk.

5. I say “I’m tired.”
Me: I’m tired, really tired. I want to pass out, I’m THAT tired!
Him: Does that mean we go bed and go straight to sleep? I wonder how long I can let her sleep before I wake her up.
Me Again: No, I’m really tired! Don’t wake me up. Never mind, he woke me up…..

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How do you keep intimacy alive in your relationship?

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  1. Robin (Masshole Mommy) says

    December 9, 2014 at 11:09 am

    So basically our husbands are exactly the same LOL. I literally have to spell it out for mine otherwise he just doesn’t get it.

  2. Jaime says

    December 9, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    Our husbands are so much alike! We do try to keep the conversation going – and date nights each month are a must.

  3. Jeanine says

    December 9, 2014 at 4:54 pm

    Our husbands sound so much alike lol. We do date nights often and I make sure we talk always!

  4. Sarah Bailey says

    December 9, 2014 at 5:33 pm

    Lol it seems like a male thing to be that way.. They obviously all need speaking female lessons.

  5. Alice Chase says

    December 9, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    lol. The “date” to the grocery store makes me laugh but we do just the same thing. Making it work is the key to a great marriage.

  6. Coolchillmom says

    December 9, 2014 at 7:34 pm

    A grocery date sounds like something we did too
    Glad to read you are still in loved with each other

  7. Pam says

    December 9, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    37 years here! I think it is easier to be intimate now days then 20 years ago when the kids were young. We really do like to spend time together and I think it is the things you do for each other when you are not being intimate that makes you want to keep the intimacy alive.

  8. Heather says

    December 9, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    I think it’s important to have your alone time. Even if it just means a movie and dinner without the kids.

  9. Pam says

    December 9, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    Husbands can be pretty hard to communicate with sometimes. They just don’t get subtlety.

  10. Carmen Perez (listen2mama) says

    December 10, 2014 at 1:06 am

    All men are the same, we say one thing and they understand something quite different!

  11. Krystal's Kitsch says

    December 10, 2014 at 1:11 am

    I have to literally just SAY what I’m thinking. Otherwise he doesn’t get the hint! LOL

  12. Paula Schuck says

    December 10, 2014 at 2:11 am

    I just laughed out loud at this post. First of all great job because you just had a really classy post with the topic that I could go sideways easily. Also my husband does the same on weekends. That’s why I laughed out loud!

  13. Liz Mays says

    December 10, 2014 at 3:30 am

    Men really are clueless when it comes to knowing what we mean. And thank goodness for things that help spontaneity whenever it happens!

  14. Janell Poulette says

    December 10, 2014 at 3:46 am

    So most husbands are a like :) We try to plan a date night – but it doesn’t happen very often.

  15. Our Family World says

    December 10, 2014 at 5:34 am

    Never heard of these before, but I know what you mean; nothing wrong with a bit of help

  16. Chrystal @ YUM eating says

    December 10, 2014 at 7:00 pm

    I have learned that I have to be literal with my words or my husband just doesn’t get it. Date nights are a must and I love date time to the grocery store.

  17. Angela says

    December 10, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    You are so right. Sometimes it seems men speak a completely different language.

  18. Jenni E. {Sweet Pennies from Heaven} says

    December 10, 2014 at 11:10 pm

    What is it with men? My husband is the same way……our brains totally speak two different languages.

  19. Megan @ C'mon Get Crafty says

    December 11, 2014 at 12:18 am

    I think my hubby and I are INSANELY compatible and happy compared to many couples I know. However…we still speak two languages. Spot on post!

  20. Summer Davis says

    December 12, 2014 at 7:40 pm

    OMG THEY ARE ALL THE SAME! Kyle wakes me up nearly every night. I go back and forth between being available for him like a dead corpse or telling him to screw off (not literally), because I’m TIRED. It’s like Last Dance With Mary Jane except I’m alive. I mean REALLY. You have to wait until I’m falling asleep in my chair to want to do it? C’mon, man! #client

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